Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Jan 16, 2012

Vulgar is as vulgar does

Yes, the title is a Forrest Gump-ism.


My apologies to Forrest, but it sounds like something he might have said, doesn't it?

A few days ago, I saw where the Supreme Court is being asked to weigh in on the FCC's guidelines and fines.  Basically, the case would open the floodgates to the broadcast networks to show and say anything, just like the cable networks.

Not too long ago, I came across an online discussion regarding offensive language in a prime-time television show. Someone raised an objection to the proliferation of "G-D" bombs in a new USA Network original series.  I happened to see several episodes of the series they were referring to and also found the inclusion of this particular phrase to be gratuitous and crude - it wasn't uttered in the context of a heated outburst, it was a casual adjective tossed in and repeated numerous times, like a kid who has learned a naughty word and looks for every opportunity to use it in a sentence until he gets scolded.

But apparently, the majority opinion - at least in that little fishpond/forum - was that this phrase and others of its ilk are now commonplace in modern society, and anyone who objects to them is either geriatric and/or too sensitive for their own good. And the old-school folks would do well to get used to such language. Or turn off their TV.

Really?  That's their best argument?

For too long, I think we've accepted the idea that if we don't like something, it isn't our place to render judgment, but we should simply leave it for those that do. That advice might be fine for the buffet line, but when it comes to what comes to us through our radios and televisions sets, just how long do we continue down this path before the only recourse is to shut ourselves in our homes and tune out the rest of the world, figuratively and literally?

As a kid growing up, any potty-mouth phrases were met with--at a minimum--a stern, "Don't be vulgar" rejoinder from any adult within earshot. And so I always equated the word "vulgar" with coarse, crude language.

But its core, vulgar (vulgare, vulgaris in Latin) means "common." I guess it is fair to characterize offensive words and phrases as vulgar - sadly it seems they have truly become truly common and commonplace.

I'm not naive and I do understand that most of us utter impolite things from time to time - some people more than others.  However, if I could, I would ask script writers to consider this:

Does life imitate art, or vice-versa?

if it's life imitating art, then screenplay "art" has a moral imperative to inspire us to be better than we are.

If art imitates life, then that's a pretty sad commentary on what the writers see when they view the world.  Maybe they should get out more, or at least become a little choosier about the company they keep.

Looks like a lot has Gone With the Wind...
Maybe someday televisions and movies will come up with the "novel" idea of holding up a more enlightened and refined vision of humanity to us, instead merely echoing what is coarse and crude and well....vulgar.

If they do, let's not spoil it for them by reminding them they've gone back to the "good old days" when only movies were allowed to have any bad words and the earliest adopters of coarse language even had to pay a fine to the FCC to include those particular phrases.

Until then I guess I'll keep picking and choosing what to watch from a shrinking pool of possibilities.

Happy thoughts,

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Dec 13, 2010

Holiday Sprint Week 7: My favorite holiday movies

For most of us, we have a few movies that are inextricably intertwined in our holiday traditions. Some of them are sentimental favorites while others provide a refreshing (even bracing) antidote to the overload of Christmas cheer.  Here are a baker's dozen of my favorites.  So far I've caught #1, 2, 3, 8 and 11; I'll probably make time for a few of the others over the next couple of weeks.
  1. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)  What's not to like about George Bailey and his truly wonderful life?  A reminder that what is important in life is certainly not what's in your bank account. 
  2. White Christmas (1954) Purists snub this for the original black and white "Holiday Inn" but I like it, awkward lines and all - it's worth it for the songs.
  3. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) (Language warning - catching this on TV will dub out the unrepeatable words that may catch you unawares on the DVD.) Another reminder of what is most important - but told with a very different slant.  I think my family can recite this entire movie with little prompting, and I can do a mean imitation of Aunt Bethany (a glimpse into my future, perhaps?)
  4. A Christmas Story (1983) The movie that everyone recognizes by its oft-quoted tagline:  "You'll shoot your eye out!"
  5. A Christmas Carol  Many versions have been done, but my favorites are the 1984 version with George C. Scott and surprisingly, the 2009 animated version with Jim Carrey.  I guess I just didn't think he could pull it off, so I went in with low expectations and came away entertained.
  6. Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) Great animated holiday movie and a timeless, fantastic soundtrack performed by the Vince Guaraldi Trio.
  7. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966) is probably my favorite animated holiday movie. For children, it's a little dark, but as an adult, I appreciate it, much like I appreciate the bite of good dark chocolate, too.  Can't say I'm a huge fan of the 2000 remake with Jim Carrey, but it's passable.
  8. The Santa Clause (1994) is probably a sentimental favorite because we took our boys to see it just before Christmas, back when they were still little and believed in the big guy in the red suit.  Music like ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" helped it along.
  9. The Polar Express (2004) is an enjoyable movie to watch for its technical feats as much as trying to spot Tom Hank's multiple characters.
  10. Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas (1977) was a Jim Henson animation that doesn't get much air time.  I watched it dozens of times on HBO back in the early '80s and liked it even though it is high on the cheese factor.
  11. Trading Places (1983) Yes, it really is a Christmas story, and a modern rendering of the story of Job. And yes, with Eddie Murphy starring, you can plan on covering your ears and eyes for a few less-than-jolly scenes (like "Christmas Vacation," I'd advise catching it on a channel that will censor out the family unfriendly scenes and words.)
  12. You've Got Mail (1998) is both derivative and a remake, but I like it despite those character flaws.  Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks and a sweet dog - what's not to like?  Alternate choices are "An Affair to Remember" (1957) and "The Shop Around the Corner" (1940).
  13. Stepmom (1998) is not usually considered a Christmas movie, but I think it fits the bill nicely.  Watch it and see if you don't agree.  Be sure you have some tissues handy when you do.
A few other honorable mentions would include "Jack Frost" "Family Man" and "Hook" - all are cautionary tales (especially to dads) to live purposefully and put first things first.

For those of you who were expecting to see "Elf" on this list, it was no oversight - I snubbed it.  Other than a few memorable lines ("You sit on a throne of lies....You stink. You smell like beef and cheese...") I can totally forget it.  Will Farrell in tights? 'nuff said.

I also skipped "Christmas with the Kranks" because as much as I like to laugh at Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis (they are both represented among my faves here), I found the over-the-top screwball treatment of Grisham's dry humor was, well, over-the-top.  Skip the move and just read "Skipping Christmas."

So what are your favorite Christmas movies, and why?  If you don't have any favorites, I hope you work a night or two sweet and funny movies into your family traditions.  The quotable lines will become part of your family's shared language and bind you closer together.

Happy watching,